americxanhorrorstory:

"I’ve never had fans in the younger generation before, so that’s really cool."

cptsmallass:

i’m not gonna fight you. you’re my friend.

theqovernor:

If you’re going through hell, keep going.

  1. when people don't sit next to me on the bus: offended and relieved
  2. when someone sits next to me: irritated yet flattered

sasukeapologist:

i used to be so weirded out by the fact that everyone takes notes in pen in college because that seems so permanent right, what if you mess up a word, youll have to scribble it out and live with ugly notes

now that i write in pen i realize that i no longer have the strength of will to push down a pencil hard enough to make legible marks. im literally too dead inside to use a pencil. pen is the only way to make proof of my existence at this point 

You wanna tell me why you broke into the library last night?

The what? Oh, that’s what that place was. i just thought it was a poorly stocked pub!

……but watch the queen conquer

Mythology Meme: (1/9) Greek Gods/Goddesses ➝  Hermes

reblog if you are cute and unstoppable

"I am trying to figure out what the f*** twitter is for."

What’s different about me, empirically speaking, is you.

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